Have you ever been strapped for time, but still needed 15 minutes for a shower? The Full-Body Moist Towel may be the “refreshing alternative” you need. Said to be 18 times the size of the traditional “moist towelette” we receive after an order of messy buffalo wings, this make believe product is one of many unusual ideas from the minds at Object Solutions. “Welcome to a world of problems, solved.”

“I create fictional products to reimagine our everyday world and consider whether consumer products are the desirable next steps,” Object Solution Founder Ernesto Morales told Motherboard. “I create imposed narratives that function much like advertising does: you are the hero of your own consumer story, and this product is your main supporting character.”

The Full-Body Moist Towel is not the only outlandish concept thought up by Object Solutions. For those of us looking to get a closer inspection at the food we eat outside of the house, the Magnifying Spoon is perfect for safety conscious diners. They also hope to offer the Rotisserie Patio Table so your whole dinner party gets their chance in the sun.