It’s no blessing in disguise.

A 52-year-old Mexican man, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, claims that he has a nearly 19-inch penis and that it’s been nothing but a pain in his presumingly tight-fitting pants. According to a report from Mexican newspaper, Vanguardia, translated by the Huffington Post, Cabrera is so beset by his prodigious member, which ordinarily lies below his knee, that he’s unable to live a normal life and requires government assistance.

For those without a Spanish tongue, the above video provided by Telenoticias 11 describes Cabrera’s difficulty with obtaining a job, finding clothes that appropriately fit him, and even attending his local church. There’s no fringe benefits from the ladies either, since women are apparently terrified to be with the poor guy, who lives alone in a room paid for by his brothers in Saltillo, Coahuila. Perhaps the fact that the tip of his penis alone measures 10 inches in circumference may explain that last bit.

In lieu of unconfirmed reports that the penis is only 6 inches long, with the rest of it being excess skin, Cabrera released X-ray scans of the object in question. He is currently seeking care at a local health center.

While he is no doubt burdened by his equipment, he does seem to have a slight sense of humor about it, having said that he’d like to receive recognition in the Guinness World Records as the largest sized man.

Unfortunately, according to UK publication The Daily Star, no such category actually exists, though Jonah Falcon’s 13.5 inches penis was previously considered the largest.