Australian Man Called Pricasso Paints Pictures Using Just His Penis

If the true mark of an artist can be told through the tools of his trade, then Pricasso, the Australian artist who paints pictures with his penis, is an innovator in the loosest sense of the term. Clad in an oversized pink cowboy hat and a flashy pink thong to match, this conspicuous crotch creator can make you a painting of Bill Clinton “not” engaging in sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky in fifteen minutes or less. He’s that good.

According to an interview conducted by Coconuts TV, Pricasso is pioneering the field of penis portraits, creating original works after some quick stroking of the brush. “I googled it and no one else was doing it, so I thought, ‘There’s a little niche market I can crack!’” Pricasso said. Yes, somehow genitalia engineered painting is an untapped market.

But if you think Pricasso will limit himself to just one outlandish body part to spread across his canvas, you are sadly mistaken. A little rub on the butt cheeks here, a flourish from his testicles there, and voila, Pricasso creates a masterpiece worthy of museum adoration (or a space over the mantle to scare you in-laws).

For those of you clutching your pearls in vicarious agony for this man, no need to worry; Pricasso has perfected a remedy for post-painting ball burn. By switching out regular paint for his own homemade brand, this Aussie’s down under will never crack under the pressure of his art.

Pricasso has even found an international audience for his pictures, traveling to places like Mexico, Brazil, Germany and Holland to awe audiences with his…craft. When asked how he feels when making his masterpieces, Pricasso said, “If I am painting without being interviewed, I find it very meditative.”

We wonder if that is the only release he gets out of his art…

So if scantily-clad women painted by a scantily-clad man is your thing, or if you have a very broad definition of what constitutes art, Pricasso may be for you. He’s the total package.