Most women undergo traditional beauty treatments such as facials, haircuts, and manicures and pedicures to preserve their youth. Vajazzling, vagina facials, and, most recently, anus casts have join the list of beauty trends — because why not? Rayna Terror, an alternative model got cheeky when she teamed up with Riot TV to document her anus bronze casting, along with her “bum chum” Magnus Irvin and his partner Michael Ritzema.

Terror’s reasoning behind bronzing her butthole, was purely to "get my brown star turned into a bronzed ornament," she said in the video. She added, "I like trying to experience new things even if they're weird things. I don't want to get older and regret not getting my butt bronzed."

Although it seems like Terror may be one of the cheeky few to “spread her bum wide,” Irvin and Ritzema have made a business of sculpting anuses for years. The bronzers have been run a company called Edible Anus, which produces chocolates made from a mold created with an actual human anus, for 15 years. They’ve taken things a step further by offering personal anus casting to those who want their butthole turned it into an ornament of glass or bronze.

Irvin was his very first anus cast client. He unapologetically says in the video, “The first time I ever tried to do a cast of an anus, I tried to do my own. I had to wait until my missus had gone out and my son had gone to school. I went in the kitchen and I mixed up the alginate and I poured it into my bum. Well, I took my trousers off and put my knees on either side of me. I poured this stuff into my bum and it all ran past my nuts and into my face. ... You can't get it out of your pubic hair. It sets."

As you’d expect from a bronzer, he does have a dream anus he would love to bronze. Although dead, Irvin admitted he would like the anus of a fat corpse like Patrick Moore. He wants to “make it into something luminous" so "you could put [it] on the ceiling."

It’s not too late to get and give a bronzed anus as a Valentine’s Day gift, if you’re into that sort of thing. Either way, bottoms up, because as Rayna reminds us all, you only live once.