First, there was the KFC Double Down, which kicked out the bun and replaced it with CHICKEN. Then there was the Double Down Dog, which kicked out the hot dog bun and replaced it with CHICKEN. I’m not entirely sure that you can see a trend, but there is one forming: KFC really loves to replace bread with breaded chicken.

If you’re a pizza lover, you might want to avert your eyes from the video above. Hell, if you’re a lover of food in general, you might not want to press play on what can only be described as an unholy combination/abomination that is the KFC Chicken Pizza. Or, as KFC has crowned it, The Chizza.

Now, if you’ve not clicked on the video above, take a second and imagine a beautiful pizza in your mind’s eye. A nice bread base, smothered in sauce, covered in mozzarella cheese, topped with whatever people want to put on pizza — sounds glorious, right? OK, imagine a nice piece of breaded chicken. Crispy, crunchy, maybe some dipping sauce or something — also sounding glorious. If you can, imagine combining these two and — OH MY GOD, what have we done to deserve this?

Thankfully, for now, this horror movie food is not headed anywhere close to America’s shores. Thus far, it has been quarantined to the Philippines and, as of now, there’s nothing we can do for them. Food chefs (?) at KFC, please take note: Chicken by itself is delicious, pizza by itself is also delicious. I applaud you for trying to combine these two, but seriously let’s leave these two perfect foods alone. Also, take note KFC marketing department: The Chizza is a terrible name. It is bad and you should feel bad.