In the beauty blogging game, sometimes you have to go to extremes to get ahead. Tracy Kiss — a self-described beauty blogger, model, and mother of two — suffers from a common skin condition known as rosacea and is always looking for new ways to keep her skin looking healthy. Recently, she stumbled across a completely organic and sustainable new moisturizer that’s been right under our noses (way under our noses) this whole time: semen. This kind of facial is exactly what it sounds like, but before you go running for the hills, at least hear her out.

“As the beauty consumer, it is our own personal preference to ensure that products we use are acquired from an organic and sustainable source, manufactured in a safe and non-hazardous way and not tested on animals if this concerns you as it does me,” Kiss explained on her blog. “Unfortunately for my semen facials, a human organic cock is badly beaten on a regular basis in order to produce a mask, which some people may find disturbing; however, I am reliably informed that the level of distress was kept to a minimum at all times, as obviously battery cocks cannot provide the produce required or I would have been well stocked for life.”

Kiss was very adamant in explaining that she has nothing to do with the extraction process (that would just be weird). Although a male friend provides her new favorite beauty product, she is not present during the “donation process.” The product she receives gets rubbed all over her face and left there for five to 20 minutes before being removed with water. The result, according to Kiss, is improved skin tone and less reddening. She also claims that her makeup sits better on her skin without cracking or caking. But enough talk. Let’s see the semen facial in action.